We don't do fetch here

Crafted from premium 100% cotton*, this tee blends everyday comfort with unapologetic cat energy. The “We Don’t Do Fetch Here” graphic makes it crystal clear: this household runs on feline logic, not canine chores. Classic fit, reinforced crew neckline, and durable stitching make it perfect for daily wear, cozy layering, or politely rejecting every request ever.

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✨ Fit: Regular fit
✨ Neckline: Ribbed crew neck
✨ Vibe: Zero obedience, full attitude, certified cat behaviour

Ideal as a funny cat t-shirt, sarcastic gift for cat lovers, or the perfect tee for people who absolutely refuse to “fetch,” “come here,” or “behave normally.”

Material note: Sport Grey (90% cotton / 10% polyester), Heather (35% cotton / 65% polyester), Graphite Heather (65% cotton / 35% polyester).

Designed to disobey — because fetch is for dogs… and you’re above that.