Today I will do nothing

Crafted from premium 100% cotton*, this tee blends everyday comfort with unapologetic lazy energy. Today I Will Do Nothing — With Great Intensity graphic celebrates the art of doing absolutely nothing… but with full dramatic commitment. Features a classic fit, reinforced crew neckline, and durable stitching for lasting wear. A true LazyWhiskers essential for anyone who treats rest as a competitive sport.

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✨ Fit: Regular fit
✨ Neckline: Ribbed crew neck
✨ Vibe: Pro-level lounging, Olympic-tier laziness, peaceful-but-unproductive aesthetic.

Perfect as a funny graphic tee, cozy gift for chronic procrastinators, or your new daily uniform for aggressively avoiding responsibilities.

Material note: Sport Grey (90% cotton / 10% polyester), Heather (35% cotton / 65% polyester), Graphite Heather (65% cotton / 35% polyester)

Designed to disobey — and to do nothing beautifully.