I only fall asleep

Crafted from premium 100% cotton*, this tee delivers everyday comfort with unapologetic attitude. The I Only Fall Asleep to Murder Podcasts graphic celebrates your true-crime obsession — cozy, slightly concerning, and absolutely on-brand. Classic fit, reinforced crew neckline, and durable stitching make it ideal for binge-listening marathons, doomscrolling, or falling asleep to the sound of suspicious footsteps.

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✨ Fit: Regular fit
✨ Neckline: Ribbed crew neck
✨ Vibe: Sleepy gremlin energy, chaos-watcher aesthetic, professional “just one more episode” listener.

Perfect as a funny true crime t-shirt, sarcastic gift for murder-podcast addicts, or the ideal everyday tee for people who relax to crime scenes instead of ocean sounds.

Material note:
Sport Grey (90% cotton / 10% polyester),
Heather (35% cotton / 65% polyester),
Graphite Heather (65% cotton / 35% polyester)

Designed to disobey — and fall asleep to forensic evidence.