I meditate

Crafted from premium 100% cotton*, this tee delivers peak comfort with peak chaos. The “I Meditate — Then I Destroy” graphic makes it clear: spiritual on the outside, unhinged on the inside. Classic fit, reinforced ribbed crew neck, and durable stitching make it ideal for everyday wear, post-yoga revenge arcs, or simply pretending you're calm.

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✨ Fit: Regular fit
✨ Neckline: Ribbed crew neck
✨ Vibe: Zen energy meets mild destruction urges

Perfect as a funny cat tee, sarcastic mindfulness shirt, or the ideal gift for someone who journals, meditates, sips herbal tea… and still chooses violence by 3 PM.

Material note: Sport Grey (90% cotton / 10% polyester), Heather (35% cotton / 65% polyester), Graphite Heather (65% cotton / 35% polyester).

Designed to disobey — find your inner peace, then absolutely destroy everything in your path.